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September 25, 2004

臭い卵

最近子供がちょっとしたルール違反などを見ると「臭い卵投げる」と言う。本当は「腐った卵を投げる」なのだが,いつのまにかこうなっていたのだ。その経緯はこうだ。
ある朝,子供を保育所に連れて行く際,ゴミの集積所にバイクのマフラーが置かれていた。可燃ゴミの日だったので収集されずに置いて行かれたのだろう。それを見た子供が「誰が置いていったのかねー?」と言うので,「きっと誰かが捨てていったんだよ。」と答えた。
すると,「捨てて行っちゃダメだよねー」と言うので「そうだね。」と答えると,「捨ててった人に石投げてやる。」と言うので,「石は危ないから卵くらいにしたら?」と返した。
すると,「じゃあ,卵投げる。」と言い直し,「卵焼きになっちゃうかもねー。」とも言った。そこで,食べ物を投げるのはまずいな,と思い「卵は食べられてもったいないから,腐った卵にしときな。」と言ってみた。
すると,「腐った卵投げる。」とさらに言い直し,「ぼく,バイクの部品捨てた人に腐った卵投げる。」と何度か言っていた。そのときはそこでいったん終わったのだ。
ところが,その日保育所に迎えに行き,帰り道に何かを見て(ゴミが捨ててあったのだったか),「ダメだよねー。ボク,臭い卵投げる。」と言ったのだ。
いつのまにか「腐った卵」が「臭い卵」になってしまった。子供だから語感が似ていればこういう間違いはよくあることなのだろう。
しかし「臭い卵」とは,子供というものは面白い。腐って臭いのか,はたまたピータンみたいなものなのか。ピータンなんか投げたら「もったいない!」という人は絶対いる。
いつ気づくのだろうか?気づかないままそんなことは忘れてしまうのだろうか?こういうことを記録しておくと面白い,ということを書いている人がいたが,ブログに書いておくのもその一種だろう。

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